#2 What Would Rednecks Do?
This week you'll have to play along with me, people. Put on your
thinking caps. Ha! Now you all look like geeks! Take them off!
Rednecks don't wear thinking caps. Here's the situation:
Your girlfriend of 10 months does not like your 1970's model
Ford pick-up truck. It is a truck of many colors, with "primer"
and "rust" being the dominant palette. She says that people call
you "Sanford and Sons" when you drive your kids around in it,
and she is embarrassed to be seen in it. She wants to take her
car everywhere you go, but she won't let you drive it.
What is the Redneck solution to this problem?
The official answer will be posted Sunday, though there is more
than one acceptable answer.
thinking caps. Ha! Now you all look like geeks! Take them off!
Rednecks don't wear thinking caps. Here's the situation:
Your girlfriend of 10 months does not like your 1970's model
Ford pick-up truck. It is a truck of many colors, with "primer"
and "rust" being the dominant palette. She says that people call
you "Sanford and Sons" when you drive your kids around in it,
and she is embarrassed to be seen in it. She wants to take her
car everywhere you go, but she won't let you drive it.
What is the Redneck solution to this problem?
The official answer will be posted Sunday, though there is more
than one acceptable answer.
posted by Hillbilly Mom @ 12:02 AM
3 Comments:
At 10:03 PM,
Rebecca said…
Hi Hilbilly Mom,
What you do is the best of both worlds. Strip her car down and sell most of it for parts, keep the others in the barn, just in case. Then take the panels from her car, and fit them to the truck. Sure they wont fit exactly, but nothing a bit of hammering and some good old duct tape can't fix.
This way, you get to keep your truck, she is still driving around in her car, and you have some spare cash.
HooRoo
Hillbilly Bec
At 10:17 PM,
Rebecca said…
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At 11:48 PM,
Mommy Needs a Xanax said…
Where I'm from, no respectable lady talks about her man's truck thattaway! A man and his truck are one. A man and his truck and his girlfriend and her kids are one, especially if he's payin.
Ten months is ten months. A truck is forever. She'll leave him on the side of the road before his truck will. Keep the truck. And lose the lady. She's either trying to run the show or she's out to get herself one of them fancy SUVs.
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